Greatest name in the history of everything.
Such a roller coaster of a night.
Getting a volvo
COME TO ME.
So, today in Creative Writing the professor had us describe a person/event. She gave us guidelines for each sentence. For example, one sentence had to be more than 25 words and another had to contain exactly two commas. Yet another had to mention a body part. Consequently, the progression of this piece is kind of…”choppy.” Also, the person/event was based on a color and an...
In class today
I wrote a piece of erotic non-fiction. I was forced to read it to the class. I got a standing ovation.
finiteincantatem2 replied to your photo: Who wants to be my valentine? This is beyond cute. :D I thought so too
My grandma just asked me, “how many girls have you picked up lately?”
Anonymous asked: Fuck me, you're attractive...
nnnnnnnnnnno-deactivated2012090 asked: aw your icon is so cute.